We are sorry to report
Today at this AM hour
Such unfortunate news.
But it's our job, so thusly we announce
Earlier this morning,
An Equestrian died on Earth.

Her name was Whistle Whisp
And she was quite the trailblazer,
But also quite the alcoholic.
Some time last night she drank
And then she tried to fly,
Forgetting that in our world,
There's no magic in the air.

Splat.

I've spent an hour now trying to write about Barthes.

It is five in the morning, and I have tried very hard to write about Barthes.

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And thus another teaser, in a form of a meme.

Today's lessons learned:

-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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I somehow unfollowed Silver Chord last night? If I unfollowed anyone else by accident, please tell me. I went through my text messages several times. Then I checked fimfic. I knew that I posted a couple blogs but didn't realize that a couple was actually a lot. I just checked my other social media account and I didn't even realize that I posted on there. I decided that I'm going to stop drinking. No more hooch; no more tequila; no more whiskey. I thought I was going to die

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Well, hi! It looks like I'm back with more stuff to say about a certain thing called 'Bride of Discord'. You might want to read my last blog to understand what's been happening, and if you have, here's the next three chapters.

EBride of Discord

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Drama

Discord returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride.

• Alt. Universe
• Fluttershy
• Discord
• Main 6

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Chapter Four: Shit This is Almost Creepy At Times

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